Monday, August 30, 2010

What America Means to Me by Connor Skraps

     America is a country that means a lot to the people in it. We love the freedoms associated with the constitution and the founding fathers of America. America is the most American country there is. We have the ability in this country to believe in what ever religion we want and we are free to say whatever we want even when the television is on. Most people believe that America was founded in the mid-to-late 1860s but

MOM: CONNOR! It is time for bed! Your dad needs to use the computer!

      secret barbeque recipes
      badass lawn movers
      stretchy jeans
      hello is this google
      google tell me where the toby keith is
      in my haouse
      what the heck connor doesnt know a go dang thing about america

The First Amendment is the ability for us to love god without repercussions but some people take it way too far by saying a bunch of weird crap!!! We were founded on war with other countries and we will continue to be the best and find work for all hardowrking bread winning dads.
we have had fourteen presidents and some have been weird as heck. Robert Taft was fat as my wife and twice the shit head!!! Abraham Lincoln got shot by somebody really pissed off. George washington had wooden teeth and ate trees and was the first one (to be president).
American culture is about barbeque and livin' life to the fullest having fun no matter what anybody ever says to you and yours!!! my dad Paps holds huge neighborhood barbeques every week and when his wife says no and she is having those made up migraines having no sex all the god damn time and yes i may have taken out the garbage yet but i was reall busy watching this suspenseful episode of king of queens where the fat one was getting really grilled by his hot wife and i wanted to see how he could get outta that pickle because it could be the ace in my sleeve when my pushes come to shoves!!!!

     google tell me where i can watch tv online
     google is my wife cheating
     google am i cheating
     google am i drunk

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