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Being Christmas, we try and find Rat Dads who still manage to maintain top form during the holiday season. Here are the lyrics this awesome Rat Dad sung to his fag bag son and bitch wife!!!
Shut The FUCK Up Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
Faggy old Saint Nicholas,
you stupid buttfucker!
Don't you tell a single soul
that i had whiskey and cigars for breakfast:
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
now, you queer piece of shit
Whisper what you'll bring to me;
OR I'LL BEET YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!!!
When the clock is striking twelve,
when I'm havin sex with my bitch wife,
Up the hole in the floor through my double wide,
with your pack you'll try and get in,
you stupid buttfucker!
Don't you tell a single soul
that i had whiskey and cigars for breakfast:
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
now, you queer piece of shit
Whisper what you'll bring to me;
OR I'LL BEET YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!!!
When the clock is striking twelve,
when I'm havin sex with my bitch wife,
Up the hole in the floor through my double wide,
with your pack you'll try and get in,
but i'll...........BEET YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!!!!
All the stockings you will find
filled with my steaming shit
Mine will be the longest one,
cause i got a huge dick
Bobby wants a pair of skates,
All the stockings you will find
filled with my steaming shit
Mine will be the longest one,
cause i got a huge dick
Bobby wants a pair of skates,
kidz a fuckin fag
Suzy wants birth control,
Suzy wants birth control,
Bobby better not fuckin knock her up
Nellie wants a picture book,
Nellie wants a picture book,
but books are 4 fuckin idiot fags
yellow, blue, and red,
yellow, blue, and red,
are the colors of my dick!!!
Now I think I'll leave to you, you fucking old queerbait
what to give the rest of these buttfuckers.
Choose for me, dear Santa Claus;
Now I think I'll leave to you, you fucking old queerbait
what to give the rest of these buttfuckers.
Choose for me, dear Santa Claus;
whiskey, fried snickers, and cigars
and if you don't get this for me,
and if you don't get this for me,
I'LL BEAT YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!!!
