Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Rat Dads and Taknology: FUCK YOU TAKNOLOGY!

The only thing Rat Dads hate worse than art and their bitch wives is goddam taknology.

RAT DAD TAKNOLOGY DEFINITIONS:

-Scientists: Fags that didn't make the football team! (which I would have been on if I went to High School)

-Computer: Boner Giver and Watch-Other-Guys-Get-Hit-in-the-Balls Machine

-Cell Phone: My bitch wife's fuckin' walkie talkie or some shit

-Video Game Console: Goddam robot that turns my son even gayer.

-Ipod: Toby Keith Machine

-Wife: Bitch!!!!

-My Kids: Faggot Dissapointments!!!!

1 comment:

  1. yeah i'll second that one, it's kindof like when I walked in on my son with his own fleshlight shit going on full blast. At first I thought the fag actually might be able to live up to me but then I saw he was watching that anime on the youtubes with it.

    So i flipped out and told that goddammed devil woman of mine we should send the nerd to reform school like his ole pop.

    Everyone was agaisn't me so I beat the entire family out of spite, includin the dog.

    Anyone know is Sams sells those bags of pork rinds on discount?

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