RAT DADS GOT WHAT THE LADIES WANT, BAR NONE, NO EXCEPTIONS ALLOWED!!!
HE KNOWS IT YOU DONT so shut up already geez
we hear at rat dads want to tell you everything we KNOW. some guys know how to be a rat dad and other guys wont SHUT UP and they think there wives are NICE but all of them are wrong!!!! BEING SKINNY IS NOT SEXY TO A WOMAN THEY DONT CARE HOW YOU LOOK AS LONG AS YOU ARE STRONG!!!! when they have kids after wards THAT AINT YOUR PROBLEM!
get in shape or don't, whatevwer! drink a whiskey!
AWESOME DAD!!!!!!!!!!
Rat Dad: hey little baby, the only thing stopping me from throwing you out the window is that if you died i wouldn't technically be a dad anymore!!!
Baby: pussssssssy
Rat Dad: THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE MASTER (lights cigar for baby, throws baby out window)
HE KNOWS IT YOU DONT so shut up already geez
we hear at rat dads want to tell you everything we KNOW. some guys know how to be a rat dad and other guys wont SHUT UP and they think there wives are NICE but all of them are wrong!!!! BEING SKINNY IS NOT SEXY TO A WOMAN THEY DONT CARE HOW YOU LOOK AS LONG AS YOU ARE STRONG!!!! when they have kids after wards THAT AINT YOUR PROBLEM!
get in shape or don't, whatevwer! drink a whiskey!
AWESOME DAD!!!!!!!!!!
Rat Dad: hey little baby, the only thing stopping me from throwing you out the window is that if you died i wouldn't technically be a dad anymore!!!
Baby: pussssssssy
Rat Dad: THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE MASTER (lights cigar for baby, throws baby out window)
have yall HEARD guns n roses new album hell yeah lemme be the first to say I'll screw to it!
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