RATTY DADDY STATTYS
Age: "im only 41 but yeah its safe to say ive seen it all"
Sex: "hetarosexual"
Interests: "huntin, fartin' around, playing with my dog Penis (my dog is named penis, i don't have a dogs penis. i dont have a dog's penis i have the penis of a man)
Activities: "teaching sports to kids that need to learn sports (my kids) (my kids need to laern sports). i like to go into the woods and practice survivalism. i make fires and cut stuff up with knives because i pretend i have been in a plane crash and need to live off the land. i will eat rats to survive if i have to. wanna bet????
Education: "i had a job cleaning toilets at a community college and i used to sneak in and try to read what was on the chalkboard. if i didnt understand it i drew boobs"
Favorite Food: "i went a whole week eating only turkey burgers once"
Best Feature: "I can say shut up whenever i want!!!!"
Wife: "BItch!!!!"
Children: "UGH"
Most Embarassing Moment: "when i realized that i married a fat bitch!!!!!"
Best Rat Dad Moment: "i invented a new kind of beer by putting a bunch of cigarrettes in a bucket full of busch heavy"
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