listen here peckerwoods

Fuck!!!! my name is ton gorton and i am president of the local dads association. (ass. prevents certain dad issues from getting out of hand, i.e. unruly kids, poorly managed lawns, and when stop lights make you make bad time on vacations. also beer).

i am writing this because of one man: Kevin Borlony. More like Baloney. BOLOGNA.

His lawn looks like a big green fucking merkin and his wife is fat as fuck. she stinks up the grocery market when i see her cart it is only filled with fucking frozen pizza like you ain't got time to cook you FFFfffffffffffff

heart medicine help urgfghh

HERE IS HIS PICTURE HE IS YELLING AT THE COPS TO BRING HIS WIFE MORE MEAT

he is trying to mutiny. he is running againt me, Ton (short for tonny). i am him. HE IS BULLSHIT. no lawn regulation and he hasn't led a vacation four his family in YEARS. HE DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO HOLD NEIGHBORHOOD BARBEQUES I HOLD THEM TWICE A WEEK kids all playing in a inflaytable pool throwing pigskin around dads hold beer in hands and look at their little miracles nd smile and know exactly how sweet life can be the dad life!!!!!!!

thje newspaper wouldn't publish my letter in the newspaper section "opinion" even tho every thing i say is a fact????? it is true what they say about jouranlists nowadays every one has an angle PS: follow wear the money goes.

have to get back home rtermites in most parts of house won't call orkin man B/C i am in HUGE BARBEQUE DEBT

bye bye