The bathroom is the only place a Rat Dad can get away from his nerd kids and bitch wife. And the only thing he reads on the toilet is the hardcore pornography he leaves laying around for the kids to find. He usually accompanies his retreats with a nice cigarette. -Rat Dad: "Good luck cleaning this one up you bitch."
when I was a little kid we got a new toilet and my dad put the old one out back, and I went out in the backyard and took a numba 2 in the old toilet. True Story
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