Ren Gorbley is our first Rat Daddy of the month and boy is he a great Rat Dad. He loves to tell his kids to shut up!
RAT DAD RAT STATS
Age: "I am 37! Over 500 in DOG YEARS!"
Interests: "Eating chili dogs with plenty of mayonnaise, cruising for 18 year old chicks on the internet, shooting cats with BB guns, trying to make my own wine out of apples in my basement!"
Sex: "Yes please! With my daughters friends preferrably!"
Favorite Food: "Yes please!"
Education: "Shut up!"
Favorite Color: "Anything straight! Ya butthead!"
Family: "I have a lot of kids because I fuck all of the time! Whenever my wife goes out of town!"
Best Feature: "My middle finger!" (shows us the middle finger, smiles precociously)
Best Clothes: "Cool clothes!"
Most Embarassing Moment: "When my daughter had her first period."
Best Rat Dad Moment: "One time I woke up in the middle of the night and I was smoking a cigarrette in my sleep! My wife is a bitch!"
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