so why dont you shut up already
SHES GOT MY BALLS IN A VICEGRIP
the most improtant part of bein a rat dad is that you gotta do what you want and tell your kids to SHUT UP!!!! I CANT DO THAT ON HALLOWEEN OR ELSE MY WIFE KICKS ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.
i got a big porblem with that
i got to dress up like a biG BUTTFUCKIN COWBOY
so im driving to court and i see a car stop really quick in front of me and it made me accidentally swallow all the change i had in my mouth i had three quarters in my mouth and i ate it all. a cop saw it all and so he talked to both of the cars to make sure we were all alright
he came up to me when i was on the side of the road trying to barf because i needed that 75 cents in order buy a big pickle at the gas station and he tapped me on the bck to try and make sure im allright but instead i started barfing and i couldnt stop barfing for like 5 minutes
he called the ambulance and when i saw it coming i got so nervous and ran but a cop is trained to run fast so he caught me
i barfged more and me and the cop rolled around in the barf
I Can't believe how Mad he got!!!!!
so im as mad as a hell when i get home cause iof the whole ordeal. every time i go driving i get in trouble with cops i think they have something against me. i went to high school with the mayor and i called him a buttfuckker once in gym class so that might be something. i dont understand. something is a foot......
i get yelled at
my wife was so mad she wouldnt even give me a hand job. i had to go play with my son dilbert (its my nickname my faggot nerd son) and iwas thinking "SHUT UPPP!!!!!" the whole time but i didnt say it. whenever he tries to smoke cigarrettes he sucks at it. F-!!!!!!! WHAT ARE GRADES IS F A BAD GRADE??? WRITE ME bout it
RAT DAD NOTE OF MY WEEK: THESE SHOES DONT FIT YOU DUMB BABY SO DONT TRY AND WEAR THEM!!! TRY AGAIN LATER YA LIL DICKHEAD!!!
FUCK YOU DILBERT! I WISH YOU WERENT AROUND ANYMORE! I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE MORE...........
FUCK that is a dad we can all admire the same thing happend when I was at Daytona for a motor head concert except it was a pound of meth up my ass.
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